1. Facebook is making me nostalgic about senior year of high school/graduation. And it’s making me feel really old because in 3 days I will be done with my freshman year of college…

     


  2. now i just sit here and stare at the green dot next to your name and hope you do something to make it right.

     


  3. How I feel when I show up to most social events

     


  4. A BIG F*CK YOU TO DEAN’S DATE! THANK YOU LORD BABY JESUS IT IS FINALLY OVER.

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    time to twerk it out in celebration

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  5. (Source: quotesite, via moniquebella)

     

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  7. *start

    (and smoking causes cancer and gives you bad nails like the ones in this picture)

    (Source: MODDDY, via dealingwithlongdistance)

     


  8. When a guy takes his shirt off after approximately 2 minutes of working out

    whatshouldbetchescallme:

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    THANK YOU. Basically every boy @ my school -_-

     

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  12. WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS/ROTE MEMORIZATION TESTS/TWO-PAGE MEMOS AS THEIR FINALS AND STILL HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN…. Maybe it’s my fault for taking 300- and 400-level classes freshman year, but I really want to sucker punch you in the ovaries. I have to pretend it’s not annoying and feign sympathy because if I say anything then I get called out for “being pretentious” and “thinking [my] school is better than [yours].” But I’m not pretentious and the only reason my school is better is because I go here (duh).

    that last part was (mostly) a joke.